(Apologies for the rant) The only accessible ones are either not taking on new patients, or insist you're not in their catchment area.

The one nearest my house (~5 minutes walk away), which I used to be registered with before Covid, decided I wasn't in their catchment area any more and kicked me off. We tried to sort it, but they just "computer says no" at me.

There's this "find a GP" thing on the NHS website, but seemingly none of them update it, and the ones which say "taking on new patients" aren't. They've pretty much all been bought out by these "healthcare partnership group" type things, and they're pretty much all as shit as each other now - the non-shit ones have no vacancies.

It took years to get this one. It's less then an hour’s walk away, and if you can get an appointment, they're actually quite nice.

It's one of those "postcode lottery" things. I live in a fairly poor "shithole" area, so we seemingly get the absolute dregs of service for doctors and dentists. The local council were trying to do something about it, so perhaps it'll get better sooner or later.