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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sir, we did it, we got Olympian sperm!

Excellent, what sport?

Shot put

Fuck.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Seems fine to me.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

lol I didn’t mean anything by it, if those two had a kid it would be a real life Gaston

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