Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!

I am sure you shouldn't eat raw potatoes anyway

Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don't know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.