▲ 554 ▼ When you try to spread cold butter on toast (lemmy.ml) submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 37 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 2 points 9 months ago (4 children) Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cm0002@mander.xyz [S] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children) But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) You ain't right. Hahahaha, made me snort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cm0002@mander.xyz [S] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children) But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) You ain't right. Hahahaha, made me snort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) You ain't right. Hahahaha, made me snort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) You ain't right. Hahahaha, made me snort. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits. permalink fedilink source parent