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When you try to spread cold butter on toast (lemmy.ml)

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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

You ain't right.

Hahahaha, made me snort.

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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.

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