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Anon works in cybersecurity (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

>Drops off meeting because he had a windows update
>He uses a Mac

Now that's the real hackerman

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Big brain excuses to ditch meetings

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    Seriously, that sounds like a person who perfected the skill of avoiding work. Something you'd laugh at as too ridiculous in a BOFH story. One should be honored to see such a master of his craft. I wish I had the poker face to pull stuff like that off.

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