I swear I looked like a bum when I grabbed a slice of pizza with my hands because everyone was using a knife and fork, one of my worst moments

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[–] 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

One of the ballinest moves I ever saw was the hired band at the high-end corporate executive event where I was the cocktail waitress playing "Sixteen Tons". And not just playing it, singing it.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    I don't think rich people would bat an eye bat and I at that unless it was targeted at them specifically.

    The internationale though, I think, might get you removed from the stage.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    "bat an eye" ( blinking rapidly in confusion and stress, flinching)

    The Internationale (written in French, so we leave the e on even though we translate the rest)

    Perhaps you were using voice-to-type?

    I agree with both your points

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