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[–] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (10 children)

No, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth.

Seriously though, I thought they were married?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

    They get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    have other children...catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin

    Joe be like "You're pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?" {Walks away, muttering angrily "...while I'm getting NOTHING..."}

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Did you think Mary and god were married before today?

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