I go home. I get to poop on company time and use my own toilet paper that doesn't rip my anus apart. Which is good, because I work at McDonald's and I really need the toilet if and when I take that free meal I get for lunch. I'd destroy their bathroom, but as I am the janitor I have to clean it up either way anyway 🤷♂️
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