Accidentally took a sip of someone's cigarette butt/ash cup. Why would you mix your red solo cup in with everyone else's if it wasn't intentional.

I once shit my pants at work and had to drive sitting in my own shit for 2 hours to get home before I could clean myself.

I was too lazy to wash my hands after a session, so I just ate chips.

After my hands were coverer in cum.

Working construction. Was cleaning up the jobsite so we could move on. Had to clean dirt from the sanitary sewer. Knew better than to clean the uphill side first despite what they said. Was fun having a little white mouse with a big red nose go floating over my boots.

Replacing the concrete of the kill floor in a packinghouse was gross too.

In 3rd grade, my friend and I discovered the life hack that peeling off chewed gum from under our desks gave us unlimited free chewing gum.

One Xmas, I had a houseful of guests. I noticed the drains weren't running properly, and there was a lively green patch of lawn between the septic tank and house. Normally, only the leech field was green in winter. I urgently dug up the pipe to check and found it had completely sheared. I couldn't get a replacement on Xmas Day, so I had to dig a large enough pit to capture the wastewater for the next two days. While people were using the bathrooms. Standing knee-deep in fresh sewage. It still gives me a shiver.