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Anon hangs out with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 40 points 9 months ago (6 children)

He's not a hedonist, he's depressed. I know how good porn is, but it's not healthy to only have one activity and no people in your life.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

This person has people in their life. Their landlord and boss at work! You really need more then that? I know its already to many people for me.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 point 9 months ago

Bosses and landlords? No wonder he's depressed, keeping company like that

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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I mean, his life revolves around wanking and sleeping... Two things can be true, TBF.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

When I hear hedonist, the first thing I tend to think of is the actual philosophy by that name. I don't think Epicurus or Hobbes would have appreciated being lumped in with an ascetic devotee of Onan.

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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

An ascetic devotee of Onan? 😅 You have a way with words, yakko.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 9 months ago

Is it not written that Yakko yaks?

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