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Whats your favorite bad joke? (piefed.zip)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Basiclly, if someone needs something like a lemon squeezer or something else ending with "er" I always like the classic "squeeze her? I hardly know her!" style joke.

That, or something dumb like the "I wanted to tell you a pizza joke but it's too cheesy!" type of joke.

Those were two of the first things that popped into my mind.

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