I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 2 points 9 months ago

I do a two part variation:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

!No eye deer ("No idea" with an accent)!<

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

!Fsshh!<

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