I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 17 points 9 months ago

"I'm hungry."

"Hi hungry, I'm dad"

I do it almost every time and my daughter hates it.

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