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[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That's totally biblical that Jesus would take your friend from behind while choking you out to the ground.

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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nah, Jesus was a socialist. Hed be choking your friend while you both hit em from the back

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[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Equal shares for everyone.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

Get behind me, Satan!

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Pull my hair, Satan!

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