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[–] 13 points 9 months ago (8 children)

You had to say crispy... now all I can think of is pulling out my planer, taking a slice, and tossing it into the deep fryer just to see what forbidden flavors exist.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Have you ever microwaved a piece of wood to force dry? I have and man - what a smell... I can remember it even now.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    That sounds like a wonderful way to make a splinter bomb or start a fire.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Not impossible, but I use bursts of about 30s max, it doesn't even get overly hot. Otherwise, something even scarier can happen - it may case harden 😮. Jokes aside, I've only done it for very specific occasions, perhaps a few times in my whole life. I'd invest in a kiln or just buy dry lumber to start with.

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