i think a whistleblower just released/doxxed like thousands of members recently

Yeah, just be completely incompetent. They're so desperate to hire anyone they can get, it's a government job, and they have a bottomless budget, so they won't fire you, they'll just put you where you'll do less damage, like a desk job, with a computer, where you can fuck up everybody's paperwork, lose evidence, deport EVERYBODY to Florida and set them loose (the weather's nice, and it will infuriate DiSantis), etc.

Keep your boss on his toes explaining all the fuck ups coming out of his office.

Its going to be extremely hard to get another job after too when you have a huge 3 year hole in your resume.

Could be an interesting holiday for a few weeks. Fly in on a tourist visa, do the theme parks, get a job at ICE posing as a US citizen, leave with enough money to pay the first month's credit card repayments on your FastPass.