Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!

They're totally coming back for them bro, I swear this time it's different

I think I'll just carry on with tying a knot and tossing it in a trashcan. This other stuff sounds very complicated.

I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy

forsaken? no way forsaken reference, elliot W. /j