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[–] 80 points 10 months ago (11 children)

So, he’s starting wars so he can have checks notes a peace prize……?

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You got that all wrong. He ended the US-Venezuela war! I'm sure he'll end the US-Greenland war next!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    He's been saying this the whole time! You know, if you ignore the whole war thing externally and the ICE terrorism internally. 100% peaceful. He IS peace. Well he's definitely A piece.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Whole lotta dipshits, some of them supposed leftists, but probably a whole lot were Russian trolls/bots, were parroting that shit since 2015/2016 time frame. "Hillary is gonna start WWIII!!!!1111ELEVENTY!!! I'm gonna vote Stein or for Donnie! HerpaDerrrrrp! "

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  • Not quite. He started a war to kidnap the dude who made fun of his stupid dancing.

    Machado is trading the peace prize for presidency.

    Just sort of a lucky coincidence or something. Or the universe hates everyone.

    God knows what he thinks people will give him for invading Greenland.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I suppose the rate at which nobel peace prize winners start wars is probably quite a bit higher the rate at which non-nobel-peace-prize-winners start wars, if only because that prize has been given to a few heads of state that have gone on to do that, while most people simply don't realistically have the capacity to start one if they wanted to.

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