As a millennial, we've been afraid of this scenario so long I think we can finally let it go.
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
"Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy
You just a baby
Gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now
Eating their food and their baked beans
I'm 28
They gonna take you 'fore they take me"