▲ 120 ▼ Got my first "I hate you" today. Another parenting badge for the belt. (lemmy.zip) submitted 10 months ago by 93maddie94@lemmy.zip to c/parenting@lemmy.world 39 comments fedilink hide all child comments Apparently making her stop playing to get ready for bed (15 minutes past the normal time I might add) is worth loathing of the highest degree. Threenagers.
[+] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world -19 points 10 months ago (9 children) I don't hit my kids with a belt. permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 10 months ago (3 children) What do you hit them with? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 10 months ago (2 children) Each other. Two birds, one kid and all that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago* Edit: That's uh... A bit faster than it was before linking it. 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent [–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* Oh god, dad was raging about my little boxer and his giant Doberman being assholes one day, "I'll take the little one and beat the big one with her!" Still laughing about that 25-years later. Thanks for bringing that up! EDIT: Just dropped my kids back to their mom, but this quote would work perfectly with the 10-yo and 12-yo... permalink fedilink source parent [–] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 10 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago (3 children) Wtf? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children) Huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Sorry, this comment read really weird the first time I saw it, like you were accusing the poster of hitting kids with belts or something, but then I came back later and totally realized you were probably making a joke about the way they phrased the title. My bad permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* You were mostly right the first time. I did a lot of drugs today. Edit: I also hit my kids with nothing at all. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 10 months ago (3 children) What do you hit them with? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 10 months ago (2 children) Each other. Two birds, one kid and all that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago* Edit: That's uh... A bit faster than it was before linking it. 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent [–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* Oh god, dad was raging about my little boxer and his giant Doberman being assholes one day, "I'll take the little one and beat the big one with her!" Still laughing about that 25-years later. Thanks for bringing that up! EDIT: Just dropped my kids back to their mom, but this quote would work perfectly with the 10-yo and 12-yo... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 10 months ago (2 children) Each other. Two birds, one kid and all that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago* Edit: That's uh... A bit faster than it was before linking it. 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent [–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* Oh god, dad was raging about my little boxer and his giant Doberman being assholes one day, "I'll take the little one and beat the big one with her!" Still laughing about that 25-years later. Thanks for bringing that up! EDIT: Just dropped my kids back to their mom, but this quote would work perfectly with the 10-yo and 12-yo... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago* Edit: That's uh... A bit faster than it was before linking it. 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* Oh god, dad was raging about my little boxer and his giant Doberman being assholes one day, "I'll take the little one and beat the big one with her!" Still laughing about that 25-years later. Thanks for bringing that up! EDIT: Just dropped my kids back to their mom, but this quote would work perfectly with the 10-yo and 12-yo... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago (3 children) Wtf? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children) Huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Sorry, this comment read really weird the first time I saw it, like you were accusing the poster of hitting kids with belts or something, but then I came back later and totally realized you were probably making a joke about the way they phrased the title. My bad permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* You were mostly right the first time. I did a lot of drugs today. Edit: I also hit my kids with nothing at all. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children) Huh? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Sorry, this comment read really weird the first time I saw it, like you were accusing the poster of hitting kids with belts or something, but then I came back later and totally realized you were probably making a joke about the way they phrased the title. My bad permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* You were mostly right the first time. I did a lot of drugs today. Edit: I also hit my kids with nothing at all. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Sorry, this comment read really weird the first time I saw it, like you were accusing the poster of hitting kids with belts or something, but then I came back later and totally realized you were probably making a joke about the way they phrased the title. My bad permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* You were mostly right the first time. I did a lot of drugs today. Edit: I also hit my kids with nothing at all. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* You were mostly right the first time. I did a lot of drugs today. Edit: I also hit my kids with nothing at all. permalink fedilink source parent