Don't worry, I reprogrammed the bot and they won't harm you anymore. You're safe.

I understand at the existential dread of realizing people are dumber than you can imagine, because we probably don't consider ourselves smart, just average at best, but as the old saying goes, "imagine the average dumbest person you know, and realize that half are dumber than that".

Moving to Finland years ago did wonders for my sanity, because at least people are on average better educated here, and they actually do know basic things about stuff they use daily, like electricity and WiFi.

People really don't know how electromagnetic things work in general though I suppose, especially in the USA.

Using the key ring isn't even a completely original idea - I got it from remembering these "healing bracelets" exist.

That's also why I recommended to Shalafi to just stick a magnet to it. Magnets are magic to a lot of people.