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[–] 42 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Year one: threat averted, most students unaffected

Year two: several students attacked but no deaths

Year three: alleged killer on the loose but nobody gets hurt

Year four: two students are kidnapped from athletic competition, one killed and the other almost killed

Year five: strangely, no attacks on the school

Year six: student attempts to kill principal twice, injuring two other students in the process, then lets in an army of known killers to attack the school, principal is killed

Year seven: big battle, several people killed on both sides

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    Year three: alleged killer on the loose but nobody gets hurt

    I mean, several students get attacked by a werewolf and 100 dementors in the same night, nearly resulting in 3 people (2 of them students) losing their very souls. And of course, poor Draco maimed by Buckb- uh... I mean, Witherwings.

    Year five: strangely, no attacks on the school

    That's a very diplomatic way to skirt around the governmental coup of the school implementing totalitarian control by a racist megalomaniac, restricting basic rights, turning students into secret police, and punishing discent with literal fucking torture.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Books or movies? Book year 5

    just in case anyone still interested

    had Umbridge/minstery of magic come in to get rid of Hagrid. McGonagall I think even got injured fighting back.

    As I'm typing this out, I'm suddenly remembered of Um, Actually, and how this could have been a good question for the show

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