cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/18775424

Artist: Li Chen.

TranscriptBird: WELCOME TO МУ ΠΠžΠœΠ•! Let me give you a tour.

Li: Did that picture just move?

Bird: ARE YOU SUGGESTING / SOMEHOW IMPRISON THE SOULS OF MY MANY ENEMIES IN EVERYDAY ITEMS CASUALLY KEPT AROUND MY HOUSE FOR MY OWN SICK PLEASURE???

Li: No, I think that nail is loose.

Bird: Oh.

Bird: So anyway, this is the main cursing room.

Bird: WELCOME TO МУ ΠΠžΠœΠ•! Let me give you a tour.  Li: Did that picture just move?  Bird: ARE YOU SUGGESTING / SOMEHOW IMPRISON THE SOULS OF MY MANY ENEMIES IN EVERYDAY ITEMS CASUALLY KEPT AROUND MY HOUSE FOR MY OWN SICK PLEASURE???   Li: No, I think that nail is loose.  Bird: Oh.  Bird: So anyway, this is the main cursing room.
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[–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

God damn. I definitely don't want my enemies to be creative.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    "Creatures of Light and Darkness.'

    Also has the Agnostic's Last Rites.

    Great book.

    Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.

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