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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

And then he summons the wind to carry you home on a carpet.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

the royal flatulence

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