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Waco man yelling racial slurs accidentally set himself on fire while trying to burn down victim’s home: affidavit (www.kwtx.com)

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago (5 children)

When you accidentally self immolate while being a racist.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

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[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The rug really ties it together.

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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

That's gotta be a toupee, right?

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[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

100% and completely on brand

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

He looks like Andy Serkis' less-successful brother.

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