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Dog people vs cat people (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 28 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Nothing wakes a cat owner faster than the sound of hyuk hyuk HYUK HYUUURK on the only piece of carpet in the house.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 child)

my cat likes to fake hyuk ON THE BED and then turn and look at us like "so you're up! and my food bowl is mysteriously empty!"

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I hope my cat doesn't learn that trick.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

True, but also no slop water drinking or wet dog smell. Give and take

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Or a dog owner

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 point 10 months ago* (1 child)

Idunno, my flatmate has a dog and he's never woken me up like that. The dog has though

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago

So you agree

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