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Little Timmy Tables (programming.dev)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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A social media post by Santa Claus @Santaclaus@c.im. It says: A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];- HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.
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[–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Relational database. He's got children, which joins to naughty and nice on childid and both record their status each year so that he can monitor trends.

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