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[–] 59 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Seems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    "I want to cook with you"

    "No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn't my first language"

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "you look ravishing"

    "why thank you"

    "no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right"

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