I'm Canadian even, and I've often spotted Joe Biden lurking around my home, hiding behind the bushes. He often carries a syringe full of what I can only assume is some deadly disease or another, and a large burlap sack with a question mark on it.

I've noticed Joe Biden stealing jobs from my neighbours, which he places into the burlap sack, as well as money, babies, and other various items.

I try to avoid him, and have thus far been successful, but I fear that one day he'll either steal my job or infect me with some deadly disease.

Thanks Obama!

He took them behind the barn. The rest he infected by using FEMA to poison the water supply.

My sister in law has a neighbor who flooded his home and immediately blamed the Democrats...I wish I was joking...