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[–] 94 points 11 months ago (18 children)

US boarder agents - show me you Facebook

ME: I deleted it in 2016

BA: okay show me your insta

ME: I don't have insta

BA: wtf.jpg, okay Twitter?

ME: nope.

BA: visibly frustrated ... Reddit then?

ME: deleted that account when they fucked over 3rd party apps.

BA: writing refused to comply, rejected.

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  • [–] 42 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    Same, but if they’re trained to look for the Voyager icon I could be in “trouble”

    But for now, this is the last place I can say it:

    I hope Trump is hanged for treason and violently shits himself to death out of fear and panic in the seconds before the noose snaps. And then a buncha hand-scrawled notes confessing his pedophelia, sexual assaults, rapes, and love for AOC’s feet fall from his pockets

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    I think Signal has an option built it in to disguise the app as something else. Lemmy apps should start adding that function.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Voyager does have a face-id-to-unlock feature that enable. But yeah, a facade icon/name would be awesome as well

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    They wouldn’t hesitate to hold it to your face to unlock it.

    Passcode would be better, but I’m not sure the 5th amendment works at border crossings like it should.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I think Android in general has a way of hiding certain apps.

    I couldn't find the options so I just don't go to the US. Seems like the easier response.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    Why not travel with a burner phone?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Because a lack of an account is likely suspect.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Can't speak to a Border Agent if you stay away from that shithole country.

    *taps forehead

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