• stand between the two doors, like in this picture
• say "I'm gonna GET YA! who do I get first!?!" over and over, while looking back and forth and shifting your weight like you're about to pounce.
• whoever meows next, POUNCE at em. (or shuffle forward or whatever you can do). if they don't run away then pet em for a little bit while saying "gotcha gotcha gotcha!"
• return to step 1

Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.