Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest
(www.independent.co.uk)
half can't read good
It should be 'read well', not good. 'Good' is an adjective and is always used with a noun. 'Well' is an adverb and is used to modify a verb, adverb or another adjective and answers the question 'how?'. Since the verb is 'read' it would need the adverb 'well' to modify the verb.