Also, just a general "fuck the job search" from me.

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[–] 26 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Pro tip: Emojis count as multiple characters in bad applications ☺️👌

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah, OP, it's just that easy; like this:

    Whoa, WHO getting 🔫SHOOTED💦 like that? 🫦It’s Charlie Kirk 🍆👓, the SEXY little conservative taking a hot long DICK 😍🍆 right in his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀able face 🍑, am I right? 😂 Hot and STEAMY💦 with a side of GUSHING! 💦😋 Time to call the AMBULANCE🏥⁉️ but first LETS DRIP 💦 that sweet, messy blood 🩸 on the floor like a freshly SPLATTERED 🍅sauce! 🍅💦🍆🍑💦💋, always preaching 🍗 about his FAVORITE policies 📰, finally getting his mouth hole STUFFED 👅🍌 we know he’s just trying to get that HARDCORE applause 👏💦 from the crowd, while secretly wanting to DICK-tate some sweet ASS 🍑! With his hands on the podium 👐🏻, he's got those CUM-suming ideas 💭💦💦 that make people go spewing 🗣️ like they just saw the hottest Twerk dance! 🍑💃💦 Now send this to 6️⃣ of your most HORNIEST friends 🥵💌 or else you’ll be money shotted next 💰🔫 👅💋💦

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    These bad boys are really great: 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏿

    It has to encode the skin color and gender and that it is two persons and that all of that needs to be joined together. Or in other words:

    Screenshot from a website, which counts a single emoji as 12 characters or as 26 bytes.

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