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[–] 12 points 11 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: "Fun" CEO beaten to death with frozen pizzas. The pizzas were delivered warm, so the police suspect premeditated intent in freezing the pizzas for use as a blunt, deadly instrument. The CEO's customary grave-pissing will start, contingent on finding a suitable ditch.

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