My politics is Red Team Wins. And if you aren't on Red Team and saying "Red Team Is Winning" then you are a fake loser communist pedophile.
Now, I'm sure you're going to feel very smug reading this. I want you to hang on to that feeling when you're being asked to vote for the Pete Buttigieg / Stacey Abrams ticket in 2028 while people scream "Vote Blue No Matter Who" at you.