- - - This is a comic strip - - - A wide shot shows a black hole in space. A spaceship labeled SPACE-Z-TRAVELS floats nearby. Several space tourists in spacesuits are doing a spacewalk, trying to take photos of themselves with the black hole in the background. In the foreground, Giselle says to her boyfriend, Jason: “Oh my god, babe! This is so freaky! Take some pictures!” Giselle poses in front of the black hole while Jason gets ready to take some cool photos. Jason says: “Float a few feet back, babe. A little further.”  At the exact moment Jason snaps the first picture, the black hole starts pulling Giselle in. Her body stretches as she begins to be “spaghettified.” She screams: “Aaaaah!!! Jason!!!” Giselle has disappeared beyond the event horizon. Jason shouts: “Giselle!!! Nooooooo!!!”  Jason begins to cry as he tries to process what just happened. He says: “Oh no. She’s gone. Forever.”  He adds: “And for what? One shitty picture?” A moment later, the black hole starts to tear open with a loud ripping sound. Bright light breaks through the opening.  In front of the blinding light inside the torn hole, the silhouette of Giselle appears. She is furious and yells: “Delete that picture!!!! Now!!!!”
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[–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

If you're not already blinded by the accretion disk

Or torn apart from spaghettification

Or have millions of years pass in the rest of the universe from time dilation being that close

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Or torn apart from spaghettification

    Shouldn't happen with supermassive black holes because their event horizon is beyond the spaghettification limit.

    That really isn't a property of black holes but just gravity interactions between two massive objects. If the moon came too close to earth it would break apart due to similar effects of gravity at one side being much higher than on the other.

    With objects like stellar mass black holes the effect would just be experiencable at human scales.

    Now I'm hungry for spaghetti.

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