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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And all these rich jerks saying if you stop paying for streaming services you'll be rich too

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don't forget about my one $7.70 coffee per week. That's what is the issue.

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What would Suze Orman and Dave Ramsey say about this extravagant internet connection you're using right now? And did you eat today? Just expense after expense with you.

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

Dave Ramsey would call ~~you~~ them* "lazy" and then proceed to tell people he doesn't "do lazy."

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[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 1 year ago

Is that before or after he demands you set aside way too much money to tithe at church each week?

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