Fucking with a coworker back in the day who drove a monster SUV with zero need. I don't noramlly make judgement on that but I knew the family well. Her husband had a nice truck and their one kid was adult and moved out.
"I drive it because it's safer."
"So you're happy to kill someone in a tiny car like mine, as long as you're OK?"
<stares motherfuckerly>
"Aren't you Christian? What do you figure Jesus would say about that?"
"Get out of my office Shalafi."
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