▲ 1165 ▼ xkcd #3167: Car Size (imgs.xkcd.com) submitted 1 year ago by xkcdbot@lemmy.world [B] to c/xkcd@lemmy.world 132 comments fedilink hide all child comments xkcd #3167: Car Size Title text: 'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.' Transcript: Transcript will show once it’s been added to explainxkcd.com Source: https://xkcd.com/3167/ explainxkcd for #3167
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (5 children) Old joke, but Jesus drove a Honda sedan. He and his disciples were together in one Accord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago According to The Simpsons, it was blue. permalink fedilink source parent [–] axexrx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 child) John 10:18: "No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This charge I have received from my Father". He didnt just drive it, he raced it, using NOS given to him by god! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago According to The Simpsons, it was blue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago According to The Simpsons, it was blue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 child) John 10:18: "No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This charge I have received from my Father". He didnt just drive it, he raced it, using NOS given to him by god! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent