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[+] 83 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There are so many open devices in my apartment building, but none of my neighbors are a problem so I don’t have the impetus to really explore my options. It’s a shame.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    You just have to set the bar lower. Did somebody not wish you a lovely day as you pass them in the corridor?
    Time to break into their house while they're away and wire up an air horn their toilet lid.

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