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Anon gets his life in order (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Are those divorce bells I'm hearing?

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Why would they divorce? It sounds like OOP is doing everything his girl wants.

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[+] liuther9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

"she will get bored" a.k.a. she is young and wants to make lots of different experiences in life.

what if she's older and has already made these experiences?

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Because nobody wants to be married to a child.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

oh boy do i have news for you ...

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