"You can always trust your mother to be on your side" -Actual phrase my mother said
(sh.itjust.works)
Anyone Else? Can't just me me, right?
Not my mother, but on one occasion my father got really, really drunk. He wound up falling down the stairs and injuring himself. Out of an abundance of caution, my sister called emergency services. When the EMTs arrived and started taking care of him, he told them that I was driving. 0.o