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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

I really, really wanna believe I'd do the same.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I had to look up packers because I didn't know that was a thing. If it happened to me I think I'd just stare at it confused for a bit, trying to figure out what it was for. "Is that a penis? It is! Is it a dildo? It doesn't look big enough..." I'd push it under once I realized the person probably wanted it back. Now I know what they are, though, so I'm ready in case it ever happens! "A packer! Lemmy has prepared me for this day!" And I'd confidently push it back ASAP.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

Yeah same--I think once I saw it was a dildo my first thought wouldn't be packer because I didn't know about them, but that it was a kink thing like how some people might walk around with a plug in one day. So in that case I wouldn't wanna touch it with my shoe.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Packers aren't shaped like dildos, though, since their purpose isn't to penetrate a hole, but to look like a regular crotch bulge. So it'd be obvious it didn't come from an orifice.

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[–] sunbunman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Me too, but I know for a fact that my reaction would be more along wtf is even that?

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

I like to believe that dude was in a rush bc he needed a deuce, so the conclusion to the story was him retrieving his dick and saying back "thanks bro *fffftpthpppppppaaaaabrapppthphff" and the other guy frantically wiping before the stank clouds wafted over

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Would have, but would have also been unable not to start humming this.