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Microsoft development strategy (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 44 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Meanwhile that little block at the bottom is still doing its best to keep it all together. For now.

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[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

could it be the foss and publicly fund research and training I wonder

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

Nah it's probably cloud computing and the blockchain.

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[+] fodor@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

ImageMagik is referenced in the alt text of the original comic Dependency — mobile version

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[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 months ago

The only thing even FFMPEG can't attack.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

MS can't force that one to use AI on development. But they can force almost everybody up.

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