Peak movie idea (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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I want to see a Superman film where the CIA tries to eliminate Clark Kent, and make it look like an accident, not because he's Superman, but because Clark Kent is a really good journalist, and the CIA team assigned to take him out gets really frustrated because they can't figure out why they keep failing.
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[–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians' pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.

so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.

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