Peak movie idea (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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I want to see a Superman film where the CIA tries to eliminate Clark Kent, and make it look like an accident, not because he's Superman, but because Clark Kent is a really good journalist, and the CIA team assigned to take him out gets really frustrated because they can't figure out why they keep failing.
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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

dude is going to have the heaviest shits later.

that toilet is gonna look like this when he's done spraying lead out his well toned kryptonian ass.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians' pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.

    so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.

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