I hope you find this less exciting than the vacuum cord replacement post, in which I was (rightly) chastised for being vaguely interesting

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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

wait i can't just melt my way through like with a gatorade bottle? well now i'm not gonna.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Brother, nobody said you can't you just can't use your cig lighter - you'll need something slightly bigger like an acetylene torch. Never give up hope, especially when it comes to acting in an unreasonable fashion.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Never give up hope, especially when it comes to acting in an unreasonable fashion.

    i'm gonna melt through it with a magnifying glass. that is sure to work.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    It will focus the entire light and heat from the sun into a pinpoint of light that's over a million degrees. It'll definitely work.

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