moondoggie comments on For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons

For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)

submitted 1 year ago by neatchee@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The Dungeon is YOUR MIIIIIND. The Dragons are the friends we made along the way. At least I assume so. I don’t play Dungeons & Dragons, I play Deeandy Fivey.

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