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[–] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Tell them to run. They're safer out there than here.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If they made it all the way here they’d definitely kick our asses by themselves and they’d definitely know that we are, as a group, a planetary trailer-park. Alien who let us pull one over on them would have to be astronomically(heh) stupid.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I mean, yes but also - think about the sheer marvels of mechanical, electrical, and software engineering carefully packed into an average modern car... and now think about your average driver

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I was thinking about how to say just that, but unless the aliens were at “tourist” level with interstellar travel I doubt they’d be doing first contact with such little planning.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    There's a funny 90s film I saw once on TV about some US midwestern family driving through space in their car, but have to make a pit stop (crash landing?) on Earth. They're immediately seized by the US government who grill and torture the dad on how their vehicle works, and the dad's like "well there's a clutch... and you got the gas pedal..."

    I really wish I could find that film again, it had stoner comedy vibes


    Edit: It might be Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) though I can't find the scene where they ask the dad how the car / space ship works

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